• Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button.

  Source: Blue Collar Comedy Tour

  Bill Engvall
  American comedian and actor
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1. morning
2. wanting
3. jackass
4. pushed
5. button

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Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button. by : Bill Engvall

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