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Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button.
Source: Blue Collar Comedy Tour0
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Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button. by : Bill Engvall