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You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".
Source: Heres Your Sign Live!0
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You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!". by : Bill Engvall