• You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

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  Bill Hicks
  American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician
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1. creationism
2. unevolved
3. together
4. believe
5. created
6. rushed

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You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like he rushed it. by : Bill Hicks

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