• Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

  Bryan Callen
  American stand-up comedian, actor, writer
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1. horsepower
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3. horse
4. macho

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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. by : Bryan Callen

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