• My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

  Bryan Callen
  American stand-up comedian, actor, writer
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Subjects in these quotes:

1. punishment
2. disguise
3. pasture
4. grass
5. throw

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My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over. by : Bryan Callen

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