• I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

  Dave Barry
  American humorist, writer
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1. argument
2. opponent
3. parties
4. respect
5. invite
6. often

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. by : Dave Barry

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