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Henry Louis Mencken

Henry Louis Mencken

American journalist and critic

Lived from: 1880 - 1956

Category: Media Country: FlagUnited States

Born: 12 september 1880 Died: 29 january 1956

  • Lying is not only excusable; it is not only innocent; it is, above all, necessary and unavoidable. Without the ameliorations that it offers, life would become a mere syllogism and hence too metallic to be borne.
  • A bachelor is one who wants a wife, but is glad he hasn't got her.
  • Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
  • A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
  • Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really good one, and even those that are most tolerable are arbitrary, cruel, grasping and unintelligent.
  • The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
  • A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
  • All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
  • The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
  • The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
  • For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
  • The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading.
  • There are two kinds of books. Those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.
  • The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.
  • On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
  • Time stays, we go.
  • One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.
  • It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
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  • Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian - and at once the world becomes explicable.
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  • In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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  • Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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  • One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring.
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  • The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
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  • The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.
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  • War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
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  • What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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What are the most famous quotes from Henry Louis Mencken?

The two most famous quotes from Henry Louis Mencken are:

  • "Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian - and at once the world becomes explicable."
  • "In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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When did Henry Louis Mencken live?

Henry Louis Mencken was born in 1880 and died in the year 1956.