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  • Bill Hicks I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest. This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much.
    Dark Poet
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • Bill Hicks I was in the unenviable position of being for the war, but against the troops.
    Love, Laughter and Truth
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • Bill Hicks I was walking through Central Park, and I saw an old man smoking. Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking. This guy was ancient, bent over a walker, puffing away. I'm like, Duuude, you're my hero! Guy your age smoking, man, it's great. He goes, What? I'm 28.
    Shock and Awe
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • Bill Cosby I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
    Bill Cosby
    American actor, comedian, producer (1937 - )
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  • Bill Hicks I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
    Shock and Awe
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • Bill Gates I wish I wasn't... There's nothing good that comes out of that. You get more visibility as a result of it.
    On being the worlds richest man, in an online advertising conference in Redmond, Washington, as quoted in The Guardian (5 May 2006)
    Bill Gates
    American business magnate, investor, author and philanthropist (1955 - )
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  • Bill Mauldin I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergents and jeeps which jump over mountains.
    Up Front
    Bill Mauldin
    American cartoonist (1921 - 2003)
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  • Bill Bailey I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all...
    Dandelion Mind
    Bill Bailey
    English comedian, musician and actor (1965 - )
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  • Bill Richardson I'd like to see that bipartisanship come back that we used to have in the House of Representatives, in the Clinton years. I think there's a possibility that the voters are going to send the message that everybody running - Congress, the Senate, the presidency - that they want us to come together.
    Bill Richardson
    American politician, author, and diplomat (1947 - )
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  • Bill Engvall I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
    Bill Engvall
    American comedian and actor (1957 - )
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  • Bill Goldberg I'd love to get back in the ring so my son could see me, but that's it.
    Bill Goldberg
    American professional wrestler and actor (1966 - )
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  • Bill Forsyth I'd made these experimental films but I thought the major chore of a filmmaker was to relate to actors.
    Bill Forsyth
    Scottish film director and writer (1946 - )
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  • Bill Buckner I'd rather not, but if it will help the club, I'll do it. My ankle injury still bothers me sometimes.
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  • Bill Kreutzmann I'd rather play here in this small bar and just do a good show. Because it's fun and there's no expectations, it's encouragement to be different, do something new.
    Bill Kreutzmann
    American drummer (1946 - )
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  • Bill Bryson I'd turn on the lights, but they're blown. I'd offer you a seat, but there isn't one. I'd offer you a drink from the minibar, but there doesn't appear to be one. It certainly is basic. Basic? It's a bloody cell!
    In a Sunburned Country (US) / Down Under (UK) (2000)
    Bill Bryson
    American-British author (1951 - )
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  • Bill Parcells I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad.
    Bill Parcells
    American coach in the NFL (1941 - )
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  • Bill Hicks I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America.
    Sane Man
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • Bill Hicks I'll tell you, too, that's starting to depress me about UFO's, about the fact that they cross galaxies, or wherever they come from to visit us, and always end up in places like Fife, Alabama. Maybe these are not super-intelligent beings, man.
    Comedy routine
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • Bill Goldberg I'm a believer in karma, and I'm also a believer that things happen for a reason.
    Bill Goldberg
    American professional wrestler and actor (1966 - )
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  • Bill Gates I'm a big believer that as much as possible, and there's obviously political limitations, freedom of migration is a good thing.
    Bill Gates backs immigration reform on Mexico trip Reuters (21 March 2007)
    Bill Gates
    American business magnate, investor, author and philanthropist (1955 - )
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