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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
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We know the particular poem, not what it says that we can restate.
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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What is the poem, after it is written? That is the question. Not where it came from or why.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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When times get tough, at some point, people instinctively know they need to lighten up in order to get through it.
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Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles.
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Whoever controls the media - the images - controls the culture.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Why should you be content with so little? Why shouldn't you reach out for something big?
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Why would Senator Allen want to oppose saving money for the state? It's simply another example of Republicans fighting the governor tooth and nail against any measure where she might be able to turn the state's budget around.
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Woody Allen is in his '70s and he's making movies, so I look forward to getting there.
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Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitably bring about right results.
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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