Quotes 41 till 60 of 271.
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At twelve I was determined to shoot only For honor; at twenty not to shoot at all; I know at thirty-three that one must shoot As often as one gets the rare chance - In killing there is more than commentary.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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But in our age the appeal to authority is weak, and I am of my age.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
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Death is a state of non-being. That which is not, does not exist. Therefore death does not exist.
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa!
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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
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Dramatic experience is not logical; it may be subdued to the kind of coherence that we indicate when we speak, in criticism, of form.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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Every day you waste is one you can never make up.
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Every time you win, you're reborn; when you lose, you die a little.
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Experience means conflict, our natures being what they are, and conflict means drama.
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For some reason most critics have a hard time fixing their minds directly under their noses, and before they see the object that is there they use a telescope upon the horizon to see where it came from.
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For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now?
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