Quotes 161 till 180 of 271.
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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
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Mind is the Master - power that molds and makes, and Man is Mind, and ever more he takes the Tool of Thought, and shaping what he wills, brings forth a thousand joys, a thousand ills - He thinks in secret and it comes to pass; Environment is but his looking-glass.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
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My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.
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Narcissism and the Confederate dead cannot be connected logically, or even historically; even were the connection an historical fact, they would not stand connected as art, for no one experiences raw history.
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No matter what has happened, you too have the power to enjoy yourself.
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Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine, jiggling your knees blankly in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain.
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Obviously, if Woody Allen calls and says he wants you to read a script, of course you read it.
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
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One of the most difficult things everyone has to learn is that for your entire life you must keep fighting and adjusting if you hope to survive. No matter who you are or what your position is you must keep fighting for whatever it is you desire to achieve.
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Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
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