Quotes with can-opener

Quotes 4401 till 4420 of 6249.

  • Bill Burr The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.
    Bill Burr
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster (1968 - )
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  • George Bernard Shaw The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can afford to be good to her.
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic (1856 - 1950)
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  • Al Goldstein The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
    Al Goldstein
    American pornographer (1936 - 2013)
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  • Ben Harper The only way that you can find any semblance of a rule, or make any semblance of your own rule, is to tear up the rulebook. Throw it out, burn it, throw it away, and make your own rules.
    Ben Harper
    American singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist (1969 - )
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  • L. Ron Hubbard The only way you can be successful on a post or win at it is to be at cause over it.
    L. Ron Hubbard
    American author and the founder of the Church of Scientology (1911 - 1986)
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  • Will Rogers The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
    Will Rogers
    American actor and humorist (1879 - 1935)
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  • Ben Stein The ordinary American - as far as I can tell - knows so much less than he did fifty years ago and has such poor work habits compared with fifty years ago that the average multiplicand of knowledge/capabilities is a much smaller number than it was in 1961.
    Ben Stein
    American professor, writer
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  • Jack Handey The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!
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  • Atal Bihari Vajpayee The overwhelming public sentiment in India was that no meaningful dialogue can be held with Pakistan until it abandons the use of terrorism as an instrument of its foreign policy.
    Atal Bihari Vajpayee
    Indian statesman (1924 - 2018)
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  • Buffy Sainte-Marie The paintings are transferred from my computer to a disk, and I can hand it to the printer this way; or I can modem the painting to the printer over the phone lines from my house in Hawaii.
    Buffy Sainte-Marie
    Indigenous Canadian-American singer-songwriter and musician (1941 - )
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  • Baz Luhrmann The party is a true art form in Sydney and people practise it a great deal. You can really get quite lost in it.
    Baz Luhrmann
    Australian director, writer, and producer (1962 - )
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  • Emily Dickinson The past is not a package one can lay away.
    Emily Dickinson
    American poet (1830 - 1886)
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  • Billy Ray Cyrus The people at the record company had asked me if I could write a song about my life, my relationship with God, and where I'm from. Well, I can't write a song on purpose, my songs come in a moment of inspiration or desperation.
    Billy Ray Cyrus
    American singer-songwriter and actor (1961 - )
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  • Bernard Williams The people I really do dislike are the morally unimaginative kind of evolutionary reductionists who, in the name of science, think they can explain everything in terms of our early hominid ancestors or our genes, with their combination of high-handed tone and disregard for history. Such reductive speculation encourages a really empty scientism.
    Bernard Williams
    English philosopher (1929 - 2003)
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  • Alphonse De Lamartine The people only understand what they can feel; the only orators that can affect them are those who move them.
    Alphonse De Lamartine
    French poet, statesman and historian (1790 - 1869)
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  • Diana Spencer Princess of Wales The people that I care about are the people out there on the street. I can identify with them.
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  • George Bernard Shaw The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic (1856 - 1950)
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  • Francis Bacon The person is a poor judge who by an action can be disgraced more in failing than they can be honored in succeeding.
    Francis Bacon
    English philosopher and statesman (1561 - 1626)
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  • Leigh Hunt The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.
    Leigh Hunt
    British poet, essaywriter (1784 - 1859)
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  • Bennett Cerf The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
    Bennett Cerf
    American publisher (1898 - 1971)
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