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  • The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences.
  • What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.
  • When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?

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  • Bobby Darin A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
    Bobby Darin
    American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, impressionist, and actor (1936 - 1973)
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  • Bobby Davro As a family comedian, it is so wonderful seeing everyone from kids through to grandparents being entertained by you.
    Bobby Davro
    English actor and comedian (1958 - )
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  • Bob Newhart For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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  • Henry Louis Mencken God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
    Henry Louis Mencken
    American journalist and critic (1880 - 1956)
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  • George Carlin I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
    George Carlin
    American stand-up comedian, actor and author (1937 - 2008)
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  • Adam Clayton I was actually pretty shy in school. My defense mechanism was to be the class clown. I remember getting into a lot of trouble for being disruptive, and I was brought in front of the headteacher, who said: 'What's going to happen to you; what are you going to do when you grow up?' and I said: 'Well, I'm obviously going to be a comedian.
    Adam Clayton
    Irish musician (1960 - )
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  • Bob Newhart I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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  • Bob Newhart Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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  • Camille Paglia Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.
    Camille Paglia
    American academic and social critic (1947 - )
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  • Bob Monkhouse People always say: You're a comedian, tell us a joke. They don't say: You're an MP, tell us a lie.
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    Bob Monkhouse
    English entertainer and comedian (1928 - 2003)
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  • Bob Newhart Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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  • Bob Newhart The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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  • Bill Burr The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.
    Bill Burr
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster (1968 - )
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  • Lenny Bruce The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
    Lenny Bruce
    American Comedian (1925 - 1966)
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  • G. Nathan The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
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  • Barry Humphries There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
    My Life as Me: A Memoir
    Barry Humphries
    Australian comedian, actor, artist, and author (1934 - 2023)
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  • Lenny Bruce Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an ''act'' and he told the audience, ''This is my act.'' Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
    Lenny Bruce
    American Comedian (1925 - 1966)
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  • Fred A. Allen We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
    Fred A. Allen
    American comic (1894 - 1956)
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  • Al Franken Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.
    Al Franken
    American comedian, politician and author (1951 - )
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  • Bob Newhart Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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