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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
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Psychiatrist: A man who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
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The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case of divorce and so will my wife.
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A bachelor is one who wants a wife, but is glad he hasn't got her.
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A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves.
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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
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A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
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A good husband makes a good wife.
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A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
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A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless.
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A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
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A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
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