Quotes with ex-wife

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  • Lana Turner A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    Lana Turner
    American actress (1921 - 1995)
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  • O. Henry You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
    O. Henry
    American short story writer, pen name of William S. Porter (1862 - 1910)
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  • Booth Tarkington An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
    Booth Tarkington
    American novelist and dramatist (1869 - 1946)
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  • Marvin Kitman A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
    Marvin Kitman
    American television critic, humorist, author (1929 - 2023)
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  • Michel Eyquem de Montaigne A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
    Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
    French essayist and philosopher (1533 - 1592)
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  • John Barrymore I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
    John Barrymore
    American actor (1882 - 1942)
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  • Socrates My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
    Socrates
    Greek philosopher (469 - 399)
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  • Joey Adams Psychiatrist: A man who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
    Joey Adams
    American comedian (1911 - 1999)
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  • B. R. Ambedkar The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
    B. R. Ambedkar
    Indian jurist, economist and politician (1891 - 1956)
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  • Groucho Marx As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case of divorce and so will my wife.
    Groucho Marx
    American comic actor (1890 - 1977)
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  • Henry Louis Mencken A bachelor is one who wants a wife, but is glad he hasn't got her.
    Henry Louis Mencken
    American journalist and critic (1880 - 1956)
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  • Brendan Francis A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves.
    Brendan Francis
    Irish poet and writer (1923 - 1964)
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  • Bruce Friedman A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
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  • Bill Cosby A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
    Bill Cosby
    American actor, comedian, producer (1937 - )
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  • John Florio A good husband makes a good wife.
    John Florio
    Italian-English linguist and translator (also called Giovanni Florio) (1553 - 1625)
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  • Russell Lynes A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.
    Russell Lynes
    American editor, criticus (1910 - 1991)
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  • W. H. Auden A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless.
    W. H. Auden
    American poet (1907 - 1973)
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  • Samuel Johnson A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.
    Samuel Johnson
    English writer (1709 - 1784)
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  • Israel Zangwill A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
    Israel Zangwill
    British writer (1864 - 1926)
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  • C. S. Lewis A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
    C. S. Lewis
    Irish novelist and poet (1898 - 1963)
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