Quotes 141 till 160 of 261.
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My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus.
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.
Source: Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography -
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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My wife and I work out together almost every day. It's just a great way to spend time together. We're going to run a marathon together later this year, and that's one more goal that we'll accomplish as husband and wife.
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My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry
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My wife is a writer. She grew up in Alaska. She told me she was moving to Boulder and that I could come with her if I wanted to. We were married at the time, so I chose to come with her.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
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My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'
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My wife Martha used to call me Ol' Lemon Face because of my facial contortions when I play Lucille. I squeeze my eyes and open my mouth, raise my eyebrows, cock my head and God knows what else. I look like I'm in torture, when in truth, I'm in ecstasy. I don't do it for show. Every fiber of my being is tingling.
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My wife recently put me on a diet after suggesting (a little unkindly, if you ask me), that I was beginning to look like something Richard Branson would try to get airborne.
Source: Im a Stranger Here Myself (US) / Notes From a Big Country (UK) (1998) -
My wife Shanti and I are blessed with two wonderful daughters. Nothing is more important to us than protecting their future and the future of every Arkansas child.
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My wife speaks very good French. She said she would miss lots of things in the U.S., but we can't live there if Trump's president.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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My wife was born and raised in Italy until she was about 9, and then she came to America, and her mom was a great cook, and they have great recipes, and whenever her mom would come into town, we would have all these friends just randomly showing up at our house, and eventually we figured out why. They wanted Mama's cooking.
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My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.
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Nature meant me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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