Quotes with ex-wife

Quotes 161 till 180 of 261.

  • Epictetus Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? is not this also a return?
    Epictetus
    Roman philosopher (50 - 130)
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  • Charles Caleb Colton Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is to be sold and the other to be buried.
    Charles Caleb Colton
    English writer (1777 - 1832)
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  • Benjamin Franklin Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
    Benjamin Franklin
    American statesman and physicist (1706 - 1790)
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  • Ben Folds Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong.
    Ben Folds
    American singer-songwriter, musician and composer (1966 - )
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  • Lord Thomas Dewar No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
    Lord Thomas Dewar
    Scottish businessman (1864 - 1930)
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  • Samuel Johnson Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
    Samuel Johnson
    English writer (1709 - 1784)
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  • Joseph Cook Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
    Joseph Cook
    6th prime minister of Australia from 1913 to 1914 (1860 - 1947)
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  • Dinah Mulock Craik Oh my son's my son till he gets him a wife, but my daughter's my daughter all her life.
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  • Buddy Valastro Oh, my wife is a wonderful cook. She comes from a food-loving Italian family - her father owned a pizzeria!
    Buddy Valastro
    American baker and reality television personality (1977 - )
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  • Alfredo La Mont Old Age: That period in life when we no longer care where our wife is going, as long as she doesn't want us to come along
    Source: Reader's Digest, February 1992
    Alfredo La Mont
    American writer
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  • Oscar Wilde On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • Helen Rowland One man's folly is often another man's wife.
    Helen Rowland
    American journalist (1875 - 1950)
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  • Groucho Marx One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
    Groucho Marx
    American comic actor (1890 - 1977)
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  • Bob Hoskins One of the things I've realised is that I am very simple. My wife asked me once if I loved her. I said: 'Look love, I'm a simple man. I love you. End of story.' But I guess you gotta keep saying it with women. I guess she needed reassurance.
    Bob Hoskins
    English actor (1942 - 2014)
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  • Robert Whitney Boynton One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
    Robert Whitney Boynton
    American writer (1921 - 2002)
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  • Aaron Spelling One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much
    Aaron Spelling
    American film and television (1923 - 2006)
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  • Bobby Schilling One thing we're going to focus on is the middle class and the crushing prices and stagnant wages they're facing. What motivates me is looking at my 3-year-old son and thinking about what we're passing on to him and his future wife and their future kids.
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  • Arthur Hiller Originally the film opened with Ryan in the doctor's office, being told his wife is dying. Then we see him walking the streets, and the story is told in flashback.
    Arthur Hiller
    Canadian-American television and film director (1923 - 2016)
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  • Lord Chesterfield Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded.
    Lord Chesterfield
    English statesman, diplomat and writer (Philip Dormer Stanhope) (1694 - 1773)
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  • Beth Littleford Pilot season after pilot season, I read the same part: the wife who rolls her eyes at her somewhat immature husband that she still loves. Literally.
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