Quotes with farm-wife

Quotes 161 till 180 of 279.

  • Rodney Dangerfield My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
    Rodney Dangerfield
    American comedian, actor (1921 - 2004)
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  • Bill Rancic My wife was born and raised in Italy until she was about 9, and then she came to America, and her mom was a great cook, and they have great recipes, and whenever her mom would come into town, we would have all these friends just randomly showing up at our house, and eventually we figured out why. They wanted Mama's cooking.
    Bill Rancic
    American entrepreneur (1971 - )
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  • Buffalo Bill My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.
    Buffalo Bill
    American soldier, bison hunter, and showman (1846 - 1917)
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  • John Dryden Nature meant me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit.
    John Dryden
    English poet and playwright (1631 - 1700)
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  • P. J. O'Rourke Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
    P. J. O'Rourke
    American journalist (1947 - )
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  • Epictetus Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? is not this also a return?
    Epictetus
    Roman philosopher (50 - 130)
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  • Charles Caleb Colton Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is to be sold and the other to be buried.
    Charles Caleb Colton
    English writer (1777 - 1832)
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  • Benjamin Franklin Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
    Benjamin Franklin
    American statesman and physicist (1706 - 1790)
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  • Ben Folds Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong.
    Ben Folds
    American singer-songwriter, musician and composer (1966 - )
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  • Lord Thomas Dewar No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
    Lord Thomas Dewar
    Scottish businessman (1864 - 1930)
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  • C. Wright Mills Nobody talks more of free enterprise and competition and of the best man winning than the man who inherited his father's store or farm.
    White Collar :The American Middle Classes (1951) Section One: The Competitive Way of Life.
    C. Wright Mills
    American sociologist (1916 - 1962)
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  • Samuel Johnson Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
    Samuel Johnson
    English writer (1709 - 1784)
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  • Joseph Cook Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
    Joseph Cook
    6th prime minister of Australia from 1913 to 1914 (1860 - 1947)
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  • Dinah Mulock Craik Oh my son's my son till he gets him a wife, but my daughter's my daughter all her life.
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  • Buddy Valastro Oh, my wife is a wonderful cook. She comes from a food-loving Italian family - her father owned a pizzeria!
    Buddy Valastro
    American baker and reality television personality (1977 - )
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  • Alfredo La Mont Old Age: That period in life when we no longer care where our wife is going, as long as she doesn't want us to come along
    Reader's Digest, February 1992
    Alfredo La Mont
    American writer
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  • Oscar Wilde On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • Helen Rowland One man's folly is often another man's wife.
    Helen Rowland
    American journalist (1875 - 1950)
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  • Groucho Marx One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
    Groucho Marx
    American comic actor (1890 - 1977)
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  • Bob Hoskins One of the things I've realised is that I am very simple. My wife asked me once if I loved her. I said: 'Look love, I'm a simple man. I love you. End of story.' But I guess you gotta keep saying it with women. I guess she needed reassurance.
    Bob Hoskins
    English actor (1942 - 2014)
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