Quotes with funny

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  • Carlton Fisk It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there'd be 800,000 people at that game, I think.
    Carlton Fisk
    American baseball player (1947 - )
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  • Bryan Batt It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.
    Bryan Batt
    American actor (1963 - )
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  • Ben Schwartz It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's really funny, and I'll get, like, a million views. But to the right of me, there will be a video of a kitten that falls into a toilet bowl, and it's three seconds long, and it will get 25 million views.
    Ben Schwartz
    American actor, comedian, writer and producer (1981 - )
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  • Bill Engvall It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
    Bill Engvall
    American comedian and actor (1957 - )
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  • Mae West It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
    Mae West
    American actress (1893 - 1980)
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  • Adlai Stevenson II It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
    Adlai Stevenson II
    American politician and governor (1900 - 1965)
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  • Calista Flockhart It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always moving. I had to meet new people all the time. And they'd laugh.
    Calista Flockhart
    American actress (1964 - )
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  • Brady Anderson It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
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  • Ben Stiller Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
    Ben Stiller
    American actor, comedian, film producer, film director, and writer (1965 - )
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  • Captain Beefheart Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
    Captain Beefheart
    American singer, songwriter and musician (1941 - 2010)
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  • Britney Spears Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
    Britney Spears
    American singer, songwriter, dancer, and actress (1981 - )
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  • Brian P. Cleary Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
    Brian P. Cleary
    American humorist and poet (1959 - )
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  • Bill Sienkiewicz Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.
    Bill Sienkiewicz
    American artist (1958 - )
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  • George Bernard Shaw Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic (1856 - 1950)
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  • Quentin Crisp Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
    Quentin Crisp
    English writer and actor (1908 - 1999)
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  • Stephen Hawking Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
    The New York Times (12 december 2004)
    Stephen Hawking
    English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director (1942 - 2018)
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  • Bill Gates Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.
    "Why I Hate Spam" by Bill Gates, June 23 2003, www.microsoft.com/presspass/ofnote/06-23wsjspam.mspx
    Bill Gates
    American business magnate, investor, author and philanthropist (1955 - )
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  • Billy Bob Thornton Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
    Billy Bob Thornton
    American actor, writer, and musician (1955 - )
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  • Bill Burr My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
    Bill Burr
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster (1968 - )
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  • Brendon Urie My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.
    Brendon Urie
    American singer, songwriter, and musician (1987 - )
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