Quotes 201 till 220 of 279.
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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
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The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.
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The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
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The person who cannot laugh is not only ready for treason, and deceptions, their whole life is already a treason and deception.
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The pretty fellows you speak of, I own entertain me sometimes, but is it impossible to be diverted with what one despises? I can laugh at a puppet show, at the same time I know there is nothing in it worth my attention or regard.
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The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.
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The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
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The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
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The spirited horse, which will try to win the race of its own accord, will run even faster if encouraged.
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The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.
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The Trojans lost the war because they fell for a really dumb trick. hey, there's a gigantic wooden horse outside and all the Greeks have left. Let's bring it inside! Not a formula for long-term survival. Now if they had formed a task force to study the Trojan Horse and report back to a committee, everyone wouldn't have been massacred.. Who says middle management is useless?
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The ultimate test of the laughing instinct is that a man should always be ready to laugh at himself.
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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
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Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981) -
There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
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There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts.
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There is always a secret irritation about a laugh into which we cannot join.
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