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I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
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If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.
― Abraham Cahan
Belarusian-born Jewish American socialist newspaper editor, novelist, and politician -
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
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If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high you'd laugh and say nothing that simple, but you've been told many times before messiah's point you to the door though no one's got the guts to leave the temple.
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If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
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If there had been a computer in 1872 it would have predicted that by now there would be so many horse-drawn vehicles that the entire surface of the earth would be ten feet deep in horse manure.
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If you can have a laugh with someone, you're then in each other's world.
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If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
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If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.
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If you laugh at that, you lower the bar, and I will limbo under it because I am a fucked-up guy!
Source: Bob Saget: That Aint Right (2007) -
If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a good man.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh, or they'll kill you.
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In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.
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In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.
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In sci-fi convention, life-forms that hadn't developed space travel were mere prehistory - horse-shoe crabs of the cosmic scene - and something of the humiliation of being stuck on a provincial planet in a galactic backwater has stayed with me ever since.
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It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh.
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