Quotes 161 till 180 of 279.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.
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Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is to be sold and the other to be buried.
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Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.
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Nobody can deny but religion is a comfort to the distressed, a cordial to the sick, and sometimes a restraint on the wicked; therefore whoever would argue or laugh it out of the world without giving some equivalent for it ought to be treated as a common enemy.
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Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse.
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Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance.
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Of course, people will laugh at you, but people laugh at a great many things so there is no need to take it personally.
Source: Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit (2007) 141 -
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.
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One of the worst things that can happen to you in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.
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People don't come to stadiums only to see results. They come to see a reaction, they want to see we are also human, that we can cry or laugh.
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People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's because we're so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh - in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh.
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People who do not know how to laugh are always pompous and self-conceited.
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People will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh.
Source: The Collected Stories of Lorrie Moore (2010) 550 -
Poverty was an ornament on a learned man like a red ribbon on a white horse.
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Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh.
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She made me laugh. I will miss her. Baba Wawa.
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Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality.
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Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of a laugh track.
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So long as a man rides his Hobby-Horse peaceably and quietly along the King's highway, and neither compels you or me to get up behind him - pray, Sir, what have either you or I to do with it?
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