Quotes with humor

  • And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit.
  • I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
  • There are two insults no human will endure. The assertion that he has no sense of humor and the doubly impertinent assertion that he has never known trouble.
  • They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy.
  • True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
  • John Lennon, who was a good friend of mine, he had one of the best senses of humor of any human being. And Keith Richards, fantastic sense of humor. They were smart, sharp. They had their own thoughts on matters.
  • I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
  • The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
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  • Billy Graham A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.
    ― Billy Graham
    American Evangelist (1918 - 2018)
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  • Harry S. Truman Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
    ― Harry S. Truman
    American president (1884 - 1972)
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  • William E. Rothschild Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
    ― William E. Rothschild
    American author (1933 - )
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  • Carol Burnett Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.
    ― Carol Burnett
    American actress, comedian, singer, and writer (1933 - )
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  • Sidney Madwed Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
    ― Sidney Madwed
    American business consultant, lyricist and author
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  • Ronald Knox The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.
    ― Ronald Knox
    English Catholic priest, theologian and author (1888 - 1957)
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  • Charles Dickens There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
    ― Charles Dickens
    English writer (1812 - 1870)
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  • Henry Ward Beecher A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road.
    ― Henry Ward Beecher
    American Congregationalist clergyman, social reformer, and speaker (1813 - 1887)
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  • Bob Hope A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
    ― Bob Hope
    American comedian, actor (1903 - 2003)
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  • Jessamyn West A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
    ― Jessamyn West
    American author of short stories and novels (1902 - 1984)
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  • William Arthur Ward A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
    ― William Arthur Ward
    American writer and poet (1921 - 1994)
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  • Allen Klein Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.
    ― Allen Klein
    American businessman, music publisher (1931 - 2009)
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  • Lenny Bruce All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
    ― Lenny Bruce
    American Comedian (1925 - 1966)
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  • Constance Rourke An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
    ― Constance Rourke
     
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  • Bob Knight And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit.
    ― Bob Knight
    American basketball coach (1940 - )
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  • Allen Klein Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.
    ― Allen Klein
    American businessman, music publisher (1931 - 2009)
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  • Terence As a person is so must you humor them.
    ― Terence
    Roman writer of comedies (190 - 159)
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  • Bryan Batt Be fun! I don't like homes or rooms that don't have a sense of humor or have some sense of whimsy or a personality. Your home should reflect who you are, and what you love. I would never have something in my home because it's the thing to have. I have to love it and it needs some connection to me.
    ― Bryan Batt
    American actor (1963 - )
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  • Sam Walton Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
    ― Sam Walton
    American businessman, founder Wal-Mart Stores (1918 - 1992)
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  • Barbet Schroeder Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
    ― Barbet Schroeder
    Iranian-born Swiss film director and producer (1941 - )
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