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There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did you get an erection?'' If the answer is ''Yes'' from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic.
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There's only one law you gotta follow to keep outta trouble. Do it first, do it yourself, and keep on doin' it.
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There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
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There's only one way you can fail, and that's to quit.
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There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
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These are big trade-offs for a simple piece of cake - add five hundred calories, subtract well-being, allure, and self-esteem - and the feelings behind them are anything but vain or shallow.
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These are days when no one should rely unduly on his ''competence.'' Strength lies in improvisation. All the decisive blows are struck left-handed.
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These are the soul's changes. I don't believe in aging. I believe in forever altering one's aspect to the sun. Hence my optimism.
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These two are not two Love has made them one Amo Ergo Sum! And by its mystery Each is no less but more.
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These two imparadised in one another's arms, the happier Eden, shall enjoy their fill of bliss on bliss.
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Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry that he walked over to the dentist's house and got the dentist out of bed and shot him.
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They are best dressed, whose dress no one observes.
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They are so filthy and bestial that no honest man would admit one into his house for a water-closet doormat.
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They attack the one man with their hate and their shower of weapons. But he is like some rock which stretches into the vast sea and which, exposed to the fury of the winds and beaten against by the waves, endures all the violence
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They call soccer the beautiful game, but if I had to identify just one sport to show members of some alien species what the human race is all about, I'd nominate squash.
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They claim everyone was born, but I don't recall it. Maybe I was having one of my blackouts.
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They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins.
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