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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
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I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.
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I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle; it was not ecstasy but it was comfort.
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I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.
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I think every woman's entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
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I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.
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I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
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I wish that my husband's friends had left him where he is, happy and contented in retirement.
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I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as the first female president of the United States, while her husband holds the Bible and wears a silly pill box hat and matching coat.
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I'm not resigning, and I'm going to try very hard to go back to work a better man and a better husband too.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
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If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn't that nice a guy.
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In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.
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In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, woman's premium is a husband, she pays for it with her name, her privacy, her self-respect, her very life, ''until death doth part.''
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It is better for a woman to compete impersonally in society, as men do, than to compete for dominance in her own home with her husband, compete with her neighbors for empty status, and so smother her son that he cannot compete at all.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
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Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
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Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
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