Quotes with idiot

  • I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and are trained for it, rather than just idiot savants.
  • Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.
  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
  • I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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  • Groucho Marx He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you - he really is an idiot.
    Groucho Marx
    American comic actor (1890 - 1977)
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  • Rich Cook Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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  • William Shakespeare Life… It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
    William Shakespeare
    English playwright and poet (1564 - 1616)
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  • Billy Wilder A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
    Culture and Commitment, 1929-1945 (1973)
    Billy Wilder
    Austrian-American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer and artist (1906 - 2002)
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  • Katharine Hepburn Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
    Katharine Hepburn
    American Actress, Writer (1907 - 2003)
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  • Anton Chekhov Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
    Anton Chekhov
    Russian playwright and short story writer
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  • Edna St. Vincent Millay April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.
    Edna St. Vincent Millay
    American poet (1892 - 1950)
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  • John Lennon As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
    John Lennon
    British musician (1940 - 1980)
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  • Bjork Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!
    Bjork
    Icelandic singer, songwriter and actress (1965 - )
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  • David Borenstein Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.
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  • Adam Brody Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
    Adam Brody
    American actor, writer, musician, and producer (1979 - )
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  • Blake Edwards Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
    Blake Edwards
    American filmmaker (1922 - 2010)
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  • Abe Lemons Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
    Abe Lemons
    American basketball player and coach (1922 - 2002)
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  • George Carlin Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
    George Carlin
    American stand-up comedian, actor and author (1937 - 2008)
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  • George Carlen Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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  • Blake Farenthold Hillary Clinton and her media machine try to dismiss, but anybody who understands anything about how email works - and this is millennials in particular, who grew up on the Internet - know that you're an idiot to keep sensitive information on a server in your house.
    Blake Farenthold
    American politician and lobbyist (1961 - )
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  • Anne Sullivan I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
    Anne Sullivan
    American teacher (1866 - 1936)
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  • Steve Martin I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
    Steve Martin
    American actor, comedian, writer, producer and musician (1945 - )
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  • Steven Wright I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
    Steven Wright
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer (1955 - )
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  • Barry Diller I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and are trained for it, rather than just idiot savants.
    Barry Diller
    American businessman (1942 - )
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