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It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.
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It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
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Italians have a little joke, that the world is so hard a man must have two fathers to look after him, and that's why they have godfathers.
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Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.
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Last Friday night, I Twitted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as a direct message as part of a joke to a woman in Seattle. Once I realized I posted to Twitter I panicked, I took it down and said that I had been hacked. I then continued with that story, to stick to that story which was a hugely regrettable mistake.
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Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you.
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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science.
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Once I have heard the story or joke used twice by other speakers or entertainer, I avoid it.
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One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
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One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
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People always say: You're a comedian, tell us a joke. They don't say: You're an MP, tell us a lie.
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Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.
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Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
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The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
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The crisis of yesterday is the joke of tomorrow.
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