Quotes with jokes

Quotes 41 till 44 of 44.

• They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.

  Ernest Hemingway
  American writer (1899 - 1961)
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• Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.

  Carey Williams
   
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• We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

  Fred A. Allen
  American comic (1894 - 1956)
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• Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.

  Bobby Farrelly
  American film director, screenwriter and producer (1958 - )
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Subjects in these quotes:

• traveling
• compelled
• treadmill
• conjoined
• oblivion
• compete

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