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  • John Morley They are the guiding oracles which man has found out for himself in that great business of ours, of learning how to be, to do, to do without, and to depart.
    John Morley
    British journalist, statesman (1838 - 1923)
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  • Carl Hiaasen They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A.
    Carl Hiaasen
    American writer, author and journalist (1953 - )
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  • Alexander Cockburn They keep telling us that in war truth is the first casualty, which is nonsense since it implies that in times of peace truth stays out of the sick bay or the graveyard.
    Alexander Cockburn
    Irish-American political journalist and writer (1941 - 2012)
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  • William Shakespeare They say men are molded out of faults, and for the most, become much more the better; for being a little bad.
    William Shakespeare
    English playwright and poet (1564 - 1616)
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  • Little Richard They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in, unload it, and drive it right out again.
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  • David Herbert Lawrence They were evidently small men, all wind and quibbles, flinging out their chuffy grain to us with far less interest than a farm-wife feels as she scatters corn to her fowls.
    David Herbert Lawrence
    English writer (1885 - 1930)
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  • Barbra Streisand They're called "angels" because they're in heaven until the reviews come out.
    Barbra Streisand
    American singer, songwriter, actress, and filmmaker (1942 - )
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  • Barbra Streisand They're called 'angels' because they're in heaven until the reviews come out.
    Barbra Streisand
    American singer, songwriter, actress, and filmmaker (1942 - )
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  • Billie Jean King They're not put on earth to be martyrs; they have to want to come out. It depends on your culture, where you work, where you live. Each person's circumstances are unique.
    Billie Jean King
    American tennis player (1943 - )
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  • Alan Watts Things are as they are. Looking out into it the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.
    Alan Watts
    English philosopher, priest and writer (1915 - 1973)
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  • Blaise Pascal Things have different qualities, and the soul different inclinations; for nothing is simple which is presented to the soul, and the soul never presents itself simply to any object. Hence it comes that we weep and laugh at the same thing.
    Pensees (1669)
    Blaise Pascal
    French mathematician, physicist and philosopher (1623 - 1662)
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  • John Wooden Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
    John Wooden
    American basketball player and head coach (1910 - 2010)
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  • Art Linkletter Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.
    Art Linkletter
    Canadian-born American radio and television personality (1912 - 2010)
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  • George Bernard Shaw This comes of James teaching me to think for myself, and never to hold back out of fear of what other people may think of me. It works beautifully as long as I think the same things as he does.
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic (1856 - 1950)
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  • Shaquille O'Neal This is a tough game. There are times when you've got to play hurt, when you've got to block out the pain.
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  • Adam Weishaupt This is the great object held out by this association; and the means of attaining it is illumination, enlightening the understanding by the sun of reason which will dispell the clouds of superstition and of prejudice.
    Adam Weishaupt
    German philosopher (1748 - 1830)
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  • St. Augustine of Hippo This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfections.
    St. Augustine of Hippo
    Roman African Christian theologian and philosopher (354 - 430)
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  • John Steinbeck This monster of a land, this mightiest of nations, this spawn of the future, turns out to be the macrocosm of microcosm me.
    John Steinbeck
    American author (1902 - 1968)
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  • Oscar Wilde This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back in again.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • Beth Broderick This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watching you for a year and I never thought you'd go out with me!' Then he fainted at the dinner table. I didn't know what the hell to make of that.
    Beth Broderick
    American actress (1959 - )
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