Quotes with laugh-out-loud

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  • Brenda Lee When 'I'm Sorry' came out and became such a huge hit, that made 'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree' start selling. Then that became a huge, huge hit.
    Brenda Lee
    American singer (1944 - )
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  • Bill Hader When 'MacGruber' came out, David Wain was one of the first people who publicly championed it.
    Bill Hader
    American actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director (1978 - )
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  • Ayaan Hirsi Ali When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo van Gogh, it will be a huge step forward.
    Ayaan Hirsi Ali
    Somali-born Dutch-American activist, feminist and author (1969 - )
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  • Bruce Schneier When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next.
    Bruce Schneier
    American cryptographer, computer security professional and writer (1963 - )
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  • Bonnie Hunt When a fan holds out Helen's picture for me to autograph, I usually sign it Linda Hunt - just to make their heads really crazy.
    Bonnie Hunt
    American actress, comedian, director and producer (1961 - )
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  • Brian P. Cleary When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.
    Brian P. Cleary
    American humorist and poet (1959 - )
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  • Josh Billings When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
    Josh Billings
    American humorist (1818 - 1885)
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  • Oswald Chambers When a man gets to despair he knows that all his thinking will never get him out. He will only get out by the sheer creative effort of God. Consequently he is in the right attitude to receive from God that which he cannot gain for himself.
    Oswald Chambers
    Scottish preacher, writer (1874 - 1917)
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  • Thomas à Kempis When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind.
    Thomas à Kempis
    Dutch medieval Augustinian canon, writer and mystic (1380 - 1471)
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  • Thomas Szasz When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
    Thomas Szasz
    American psychiatrist (1920 - 2012)
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  • Bill Cosby When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.
    Bill Cosby
    American actor, comedian, producer (1937 - )
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  • Alice Duer Miller When a woman like that whom I've seen so much,
    All of a sudden drops out of touch;
    Is always busy and never can,
    Spare you a moment, it means a man.
    Alice Duer Miller
    American writer (1874 - 1942)
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  • Bonnie Bassler When antibiotics first came out, nobody could have imagined we'd have the resistance problem we face today. We didn't give bacteria credit for being able to change and adapt so fast.
    Bonnie Bassler
    American molecular biologist
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  • Billy Graham When anyone has the power to destroy the whole human race in a matter of hours, it becomes a moral issue. The church must speak out.
    Billy Graham
    American Evangelist (1918 - 2018)
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  • Bryan Batt When are we going to stop labeling everyone? How many times have I been referred to as 'out gay actor?' Do we say, 'out heterosexual actor' when we refer to Tom Hanks?
    Bryan Batt
    American actor (1963 - )
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  • Billy Eckstine When Byrd came out of there, he had written a lot things while he was in the hospital.
    Billy Eckstine
    American jazz and pop singer and a bandleader (1914 - 1993)
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  • Boy George When Culture Club broke up, I hadn't been going out a lot because we'd been working all the time, so I suddenly had this period of leisure. And it was just around the time that the whole acid house thing kicked off in London.
    Boy George
    English singer, songwriter, DJ, fashion designer and actor (1961 - )
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  • Abbie Hoffman When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out.
    Abbie Hoffman
    American political and social activist (1936 - 1989)
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  • Bill Gross When does money run out of time? The countdown begins when investable assets pose too much risk for too little return; when lenders desert credit markets for other alternatives such as cash or real assets.
    Bill Gross
    American investor, fund manager, and philanthropist (1944 - )
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  • Bill Dedman When Goldberg's 'Liberal Fascism' came out in January 2008, his employer 'National Review Online' announced that Tribune Media Services, which carries Goldberg's opinion columns, had 'nominated' Goldberg for a Pulitzer in commentary.
    Bill Dedman
    American journalist (1960 - )
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