Quotes with laugh-out-loud

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  • Bob Dylan Your lover who just walked out the door, has taken all his blankets from your floor.
    Bringing It All Back Home (1965)
    Bob Dylan
    American musician (1941 - )
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  • Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Your mind is a constant traffic of thoughts, and it is always rush hour, day in, day out. Meditation means to watch the movement of thoughts in the mind.
    Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
    Indian godman and mystic (1931 - 1990)
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  • Bruce Springsteen Your spoken voice is a part of it - not a big part of it, but it's something. It puts people at ease, and once again kind of reaches out and makes a bridge for what's otherwise difficult music.
    Bruce Springsteen
    American singer-songwriter (1949 - )
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  • William Shakespeare A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out.
    William Shakespeare
    English playwright and poet (1564 - 1616)
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  • Carl Sandburg A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.
    Variation of izquotes.com/quote/162233
    Carl Sandburg
    American Poet (1878 - 1967)
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  • Elias Canetti Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then practice deception themselves.
    Elias Canetti
    Austrian novelist and philosopher (1905 - 1994)
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  • William Shakespeare And I did laugh sans intermission an hour by his dial. O noble fool, a worthy fool - motley's the only wear.
    William Shakespeare
    English playwright and poet (1564 - 1616)
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  • Albert Schweitzer Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out of his way, but must accept his lot calmly, even if they roll a few stones upon it.
    Albert Schweitzer
    German physician, theologian, philosopher, musician (1875 - 1965)
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  • Billy Williams As I look out there and see the culture of baseball, a lot of blacks and Latins, it's given me a lot of joy to know that Jackie started that. If Jackie hadn't come in '47, me and Ron Santo wouldn't have played in Double-A and all those years in the big leagues.
    Billy Williams
    American baseball player (1938 - )
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  • Alfred E. Smith Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.
    Alfred E. Smith
    American politician (1873 - 1944)
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  • John Gay But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out.
    John Gay
    British playwright and poet (1685 - 1732)
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  • William Shakespeare Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased, pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow, raze out the written troubles of the brain, and with some sweet oblivious antidote cleanse the fraught bosom of that perilous stuff which weighs upon the heart?
    William Shakespeare
    English playwright and poet (1564 - 1616)
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  • Ambrose Bierce Dentist: A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
    The Devil's Dictionary
    Ambrose Bierce
    American writer (1842 - 1914)
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  • Ambrose Bierce Erudition. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
    Ambrose Bierce
    American writer (1842 - 1914)
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  • Thomas Alva Edison I find out what the world needs, then I proceed to invent.
    Thomas Alva Edison
    American inventor and founder of General Electric (1847 - 1931)
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  • Denis Diderot I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
    Denis Diderot
    French philosopher (1713 - 1784)
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  • Bruce Davison I spent my whole life figuring out how to get out of work. I would say I was intelligent, but intelligent in a very surreptitious, invisible way.
    Bruce Davison
    American actor and director (1946 - )
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  • Epictetus If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.
    Epictetus
    Roman philosopher (50 - 130)
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  • Oliver Goldsmith If frugality were established in the state, and if our expenses were laid out to meet needs rather than superfluities of life, there might be fewer wants, and even fewer pleasures, but infinitely more happiness.
    Oliver Goldsmith
    Irish writer and poet (1728 - 1774)
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  • Pablo Picasso If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes.
    Pablo Picasso
    Spanish painter, draftsman and sculptor (1881 - 1973)
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