Quotes with laugh-out-loud

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  • Heywood Broun Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come the happy life for all.
    Heywood Broun
    American Journalist, Novelist (1888 - 1939)
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  • Martin Amis Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun.
    Martin Amis
    British novelist (1949 - 2023)
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  • Bill James Bunting is usually a waste of time. The - generally, yeah, I mean, if you think about it, bunt is the only play in baseball that both sides applaud. The - if the home team bunts, you get a base. The home team applauds because they get an out, and the other team applauds because they get a base. So what does that tell you?
    Bill James
    American baseball writer, historian, and statistician (1949 - )
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  • Phyllis Diller Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
    Phyllis Diller
    American actress and stand-up (1917 - 2012)
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  • Brent Scowcroft But figuring out Saddam Hussein was one our greatest mysteries. He marched to his own drummer and frequently as this unfolded he made decisions which were sometimes inexplicable to us and sometimes didn't look very smart.
    Brent Scowcroft
    American US Air Force officer (1925 - 2020)
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  • Bob Schieffer But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can't. I can't even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don't get it.
    Bob Schieffer
    American television journalist (1937 - )
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  • Archibald Alexander But however long you may have continued in rebellion, and how ever black and long the catalog of your sins, yet if you will now turn to God by a sincere repentance, and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, you shall not be cast out.
    Archibald Alexander
    American Presbyterian theologian and professor (1772 - 1851)
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  • Carol Burnett But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
    Carol Burnett
    American actress, comedian, singer, and writer (1933 - )
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  • Buddy Rich But I think that any young drummer starting out today should get himself a great teacher and learn all there is to know about the instrument that he wants to play.
    Buddy Rich
    American jazz drummer and bandleader (1917 - 1987)
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  • Bruce Springsteen But I think that your entire life is a process of sorting out some of those early messages that you got.
    Bruce Springsteen
    American singer-songwriter (1949 - )
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  • Billie Burke But if people will laugh at my work and keep a sound roof over my head, who am I to complain?
    Billie Burke
    American actress (1884 - 1970)
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  • Junot Diaz But if these years have taught me anything it is this: you can never run away. Not ever. The only way out is in.
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    Junot Diaz
    Dominican-American writer (1968 - )
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  • Bob Schieffer But if you're going to go out on a military unit, you've got to allow yourself to be under the control of the commander because you really could put the troops in danger.
    Bob Schieffer
    American television journalist (1937 - )
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  • Brad Carson But it was very hard for people to separate me out from Hillary Clinton. All their ads were Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, John Edwards, and me. They said I was more liberal than these guys, and that if I went to Washington I'd be supporting their agenda. I found that extremely difficult to overcome.
    Brad Carson
    American lawyer and politician (1967 - )
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  • Bob Crosby But just as I was ready to call it quits, I got the necessary money from a third party, who had been instructed by Bing to help me out, without letting me know where the help came from.
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  • Augusten Burroughs But my favorite band is Curbside Life, out of Chicago.
    Augusten Burroughs
    American writer (1965 - )
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  • Campbell But now our fate from unmomentous things, may rise like rivers out of little springs.
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  • Birch Bayh But people that are worried about unborn babies are the same ones that vote against kindergarten programs in Indiana or school lunch funds out of the federal government.
    Birch Bayh
    American politician (1928 - 2019)
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  • Alan Watts But the attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be.
    Alan Watts
    English philosopher, priest and writer (1915 - 1973)
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  • David Herbert Lawrence But the effort, the effort! And as the marrow is eaten out of a man's bones and the soul out of his belly, contending with the strange rapacity of savage life, the lower stage of creation, he cannot make the effort any more.
    David Herbert Lawrence
    English writer (1885 - 1930)
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