Quotes with laugh-out-loud

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  • Kurt Vonnegut I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled ''Science Fiction'' and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal.
    Kurt Vonnegut
    American writer (1922 - 2007)
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  • Anne Morrow Lindbergh I have been overcome by the beauty and richness of our life together, those early mornings setting out, those evenings gleaming with rivers and lakes below us, still holding the last light.
    Anne Morrow Lindbergh
    American Author (1906 - 2001)
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  • Dwight D. Eisenhower I have found out in later years that my family was very poor, but the glory of America is that we didn't know it. [On his childhood]
    Dwight D. Eisenhower
    American president (1890 - 1969)
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  • Mark Twain I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
    Mark Twain
    American writer (ps. of Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835 - 1910)
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  • Charles Dickens I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don't trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance any day in the week, if there is anything to be got by it.
    Charles Dickens
    English writer (1812 - 1870)
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  • Jean Paul I have made as much out of myself as could be made of the stuff, and no man should require more.
    Jean Paul
    German poet (ps. by Johann P.F. Richter) (1763 - 1825)
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  • T. S. Eliot I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
    T. S. Eliot
    British essayist, publisher, playwright, literary and social critic (1888 - 1965)
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  • Aleister Crowley I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck.
    Aleister Crowley
    British occultist, writer, and mountaineer (1875 - 1947)
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  • Emily Brontë I have no pity! I have no pity! The more the worms writhe, the more I yearn to crush out their entrails!
    Wuthering Heights (1847) Ch. XIV
    Emily Brontë
    British writer, poet (1818 - 1848)
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  • Martin Luther I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: he knows how it drives the evil spirit out of us.
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  • Ernest Hemingway I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.
    Ernest Hemingway
    American writer (1899 - 1961)
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  • Baruch Spinoza I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.
    Baruch Spinoza
    Dutch philosopher (1632 - 1677)
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  • Winston Churchill I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
    Winston Churchill
    English statesman (1874 - 1965)
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  • Buddy Hackett I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.
    Buddy Hackett
    American actor and comedian (1924 - 2003)
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  • Busy Philipps I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!
    Busy Philipps
    American actress and writer (1979 - )
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  • Abdul Qadeer Khan I have to ask Allah's forgiveness and not get angry, because they come to me out of love, and it's not fitting that I should turn to them in hatred.
    Abdul Qadeer Khan
    Pakistani nuclear physicist (1936 - )
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  • Robert P. O'Brien I have tried - not always successful - to remember this lesson: Even people I dislike have a piece of God. My task is to move the junk out of the way so that I can find it.
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  • Bruce Sterling I haven't had that good a time in ages. Since September 11, really. I just felt so happy, it was like the sun came out of the clouds for me. I love Italy.
    Bruce Sterling
    American science fiction author (1954 - )
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  • Adam Jones I haven't listened to much music lately; I've been out of it.
    Adam Jones
    American musician (1965 - )
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  • Jean Baudrillard I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?
    Jean Baudrillard
    French sociologist and philosopher. (1929 - 2007)
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