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  • Alfred Nobel If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.
    Alfred Nobel
    Swedish chemist, engineer, inventor, businessman, and philanthropist (1833 - 1896)
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  • Ben Schwartz If I play a video game, I have to get through the whole thing. Like, when the new 'Resident Evil' comes out, I have to sit and do the whole thing. It will consume my life. I'm at a point where I don't have much time to play around anymore, so I don't really get started on the games if I won't be able to finish them.
    Ben Schwartz
    American actor, comedian, writer and producer (1981 - )
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  • Peter Townshend If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high you'd laugh and say nothing that simple, but you've been told many times before messiah's point you to the door though no one's got the guts to leave the temple.
    Peter Townshend
    English musician, singer, songwriter (1945 - )
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  • Bill Bruford If I was hearing something I couldn't do, I would figure out how to do it.
    Bill Bruford
    English drummer, composer and producer (1949 - )
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  • Abraham H. Maslow If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I'd still swim. And I'd despise the one who gave up.
    A History of Psychology: A Global Perspective p. 431
    Abraham H. Maslow
    American psychologist (1908 - 1970)
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  • Abraham Lincoln If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end. If the end brings me out all right, what's said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference.
    The Life and Public Service of Abraham Lincoln (1865) by Henry J. Raymond
    Abraham Lincoln
    American statesman (1809 - 1865)
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  • Bryan Robson If I'd been able to put the collection together in one go, say over two years, we'd have had a special team, most wouldn't stay. One or two glory seasons and they were off. To them, the north-east was too far out. They wanted to be with the big hitters.
    Bryan Robson
    English football manager and player (1957 - )
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  • Benjamin Clementine If I'm being forced to do something I don't want to do, my real self comes out. But whether or not I'm aware of it, no matter what happens, I'm always going to have a fake self, and I'm not going to judge my fake self.
    Benjamin Clementine
    British artist, poet, vocalist, composer, and musician (1988 - )
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  • Bill Goldberg If I'm the MVP of the NFL, and I lose a game and go to a press conference and walk out of it, that's not the example I want to set for people.
    Bill Goldberg
    American professional wrestler and actor (1966 - )
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  • Candace Bushnell If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? What sacrifices will I have to make in terms of being myself, if I'm with a man? Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you're supposed to have a role. You're not allowed to just be yourself.
    Candace Bushnell
    American author and journalist (1958 - )
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  • Ben Harper If it comes out sounding like Dixieland jazz or classical or punk or rock or even slightly metal, that's because that's where I'm going to find inspiration.
    Ben Harper
    American singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist (1969 - )
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  • Woody Allen If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
    Woody Allen
    American movie director and actor (1935 - )
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  • Nicolas Chamfort If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
    Nicolas Chamfort
    French writer, journalist and playwright (1741 - 1794)
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  • Bill Bruford If it's fast, no I don't have enough piano technique. In that case, it's probably been done on some kind of synthesizer or sequencer. Then the score can then be printed out and so forth.
    Bill Bruford
    English drummer, composer and producer (1949 - )
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  • Henry Kissinger If it's going to come out eventually, better have it come out immediately.
    Henry Kissinger
    American politician (1923 - 2023)
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  • Buster Keaton If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.
    As Calveros Partner in Limelight (1952)
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  • Oscar Wilde If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • Albert Einstein If one were to take that goal out of out of its religious form and look merely at its purely human side, one might state it perhaps thus: free and responsible development of the individual, so that he may place his powers freely and gladly in the service of all mankind.
    Albert Einstein
    German - American physicist (1879 - 1955)
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  • Andreas Capellanus If out of all mankind one finds a single friend, he has found something more precious than any treasure, since there is nothing in the world so valuable that it can be compared to a real friend.
    Andreas Capellanus
    French writer (1150 - 1220)
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  • Yogi Berra If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's going to stop them.
    Yogi Berra
    American baseball player (1925 - 2015)
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