Quotes with laugh-out-loud

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  • Anton Chekhov If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?
    Anton Chekhov
    Russian playwright and short story writer
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  • Jerome K. Jerome If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby ''it.''
    Jerome K. Jerome
    British Humorous Writer, Novelist, Playwright (1859 - 1927)
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  • Anais Nin If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing, then don't write, because our culture has no use for it.
    Anais Nin
    French-born American Novelist, Dancer (1903 - 1977)
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  • B. C. Forbes If you don't drive your business you will be driven out of business.
    B. C. Forbes
    American Publisher (1880 - 1954)
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  • Carmen Electra If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
    Carmen Electra
    American actress, model and singer (1972 - )
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  • Edgar W. Howe If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
    Edgar W. Howe
    American journalist and writer (1853 - 1937)
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  • Zig Ziglar If you go looking for a friend, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.
    Zig Ziglar
    American author, salesman, and motivational speaker. (1926 - 2012)
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  • Bill Bryson If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping bag - but if you go hiking in England, or Europe, generally, towns and villages are near enough together at the end of the day you can always go to a nice little inn and have a hot bath and something to drink.
    Bill Bryson
    American-British author (1951 - )
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  • Betty Dodson If you go out to dinner with someone, you find out what they prefer in food. We ought to be able to have a conversation to find out what people prefer when it comes to sex.
    Betty Dodson
    American sex educator (1929 - )
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  • Brendan Francis If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.
    Brendan Francis
    Irish poet and writer (1923 - 1964)
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  • Maya Angelou If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ''Good morning'' at total strangers.
    Maya Angelou
    African-American poet and writer (1928 - 2014)
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  • Buddy Hackett If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.
    Buddy Hackett
    American actor and comedian (1924 - 2003)
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  • Ben Wheatley If you judge everything by how photographically real it looks, then you're missing out on a lot of what art is about and what communication is. There are ambiguities in life, and that should be reflected in art, cinema, and storytelling, I think.
    Ben Wheatley
    English filmmaker and screenwriter (1972 - )
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  • Bob Saget If you laugh at that, you lower the bar, and I will limbo under it because I am a fucked-up guy!
    Bob Saget: That Aint Right (2007)
    Bob Saget
    American stand-up comedian, actor, television host and director (1956 - 2022)
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  • Fjodor M. Dostojewski If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a good man.
    Fjodor M. Dostojewski
    Russisch writer (1821 - 1881)
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  • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    American poet (1807 - 1882)
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  • Pierre Gallois If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
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  • Cher If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.
    Cher
    American singer and actress (1946 - )
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  • Afrika Bambaataa If you see something is going wrong within politics and the world today, then some Hip Hop artist is gonna come along and get straight with it. If they think that there's a lot of racism going on then there's another Hip Hop artist who's gonna come out and speak their mind.
    Afrika Bambaataa
    American disc jockey, rapper, songwriter and producer (1957 - )
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  • Henry Ford If you take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world, there wouldn't be enough left to run it.
    Henry Ford
    American industrialist (1863 - 1947)
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