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  • Billie Holiday If you think dope is for kicks and for thrills, you're out of your mind. There are more kicks the fuck to be had in a good case of paralytic polio or by living in an iron lung. If you think you need stuff to play music or sing, you're crazy. It can fix you so you can't play nothing or sing nothing.
    Lady Sings the Blues
    Billie Holiday
    American jazz musician and singer-songwriter (1915 - 1959)
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  • Bill McKibben If you told Exxon or Lukoil that, in order to avoid wrecking the climate, they couldn't pump out their reserves, the value of their companies would plummet.
    Bill McKibben
    American environmentalist, author, and journalist (1960 - )
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  • Cass Elliot If you truly dig what you are doing, if you lay it out that way, nobody can not respond. That's what rock and roll is; it's relentless.
    Cass Elliot
    American singer and actress (1941 - 1974)
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  • Les Brown If you view all the things that happen to you, both good and bad, as opportunities, then you operate out of a higher level of consciousness.
    Les Brown
    American motivational speaker, author and radio DJ (1945 - )
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  • Bob Edwards If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
    Bob Edwards
    American broadcast journalist
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  • Bill Nunn If you want to be an actor, you should just get out there and do it. I don't go for the approach of first getting photos and an agent. I think you should start with the work, and the other stuff will follow. As with 'opportunity knocks,' you have to be ready.
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  • Dale Carnegie If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy
    Dale Carnegie
    American writer and lecturer (1888 - 1955)
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  • Oprah Winfrey If you want to feel good, you have to go out and do some good.
    Oprah Winfrey
    American TV host, Actress (1954 - )
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  • Woody Allen If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
    Woody Allen
    American movie director and actor (1935 - )
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  • John D. Rockefeller If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
    John D. Rockefeller
    American industrialist: founder Exxon (1839 - 1937)
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  • Alexander Smith If you wish to make a man look noble, your best course is to kill him. What superiority he may have inherited from his race, what superiority nature may have personally gifted him with, comes out in death.
    Alexander Smith
    Scottish Poet, Author (1829 - 1867)
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  • Billy Collins If you write a letter of resignation or something with an agenda, you're simply using a pen to record what you have thought out. In a poem, the pen is more like a flashlight, a Geiger counter, or one of those metal detectors that people walk around beaches with.
    Billy Collins
    American poet (1941 - )
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  • Bill Maris If you're a technology investor, and you decide that you're also going to be a healthcare investor or a green-tech investor, that doesn't usually work out that well. There are reasons why people make their careers studying these things and becoming experts.
    Bill Maris
    American entrepreneur and venture capitalist
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  • Brantley Gilbert If you're going to go out doing something, you might as well be fighting for your country or fighting for your life.
    Brantley Gilbert
    American country music singer, songwriter (1985 - )
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  • Bobby Orr If you're going to help somebody, sneak in, sneak out, do what you can. I just sneak along and do my thing and meet wonderful people, some people I've never met, new friends.
    Bobby Orr
    Canadian ice hockey player (1948 - )
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  • Billy Wilder If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh, or they'll kill you.
    Billy Wilder
    Austrian-American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer and artist (1906 - 2002)
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  • Ray Kroc If you're not a risk taker, you should get the hell out of business.
    Ray Kroc
    American businessman, founder McDonalds (1902 - 1984)
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  • Thomas E. Dewey If you're not in New York, you're camping out.
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  • Malcolm X If you're not ready to die for it, put the word 'freedom' out of your vocabulary.
    Malcolm X
    American activist (1925 - 1965)
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  • Biz Stone If you're thinking of acquiring a company and want to keep it a secret, tell everyone in the company; let them all in on the truth. Say, 'Listen, if this gets out, we'll probably lose the deal, so we're all in this together.'
    Biz Stone
    American entrepreneur (1974 - )
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