Quotes with laugh-out-loud

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  • Denis Waitley Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts.
    Denis Waitley
    American motivational speaker, writer and consultant (1933 - )
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  • Barbara Jordan Life is too large to hang out a sign: "For Men Only.
    Barbara Jordan
    American lawyer, educator and politician (1936 - 1996)
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  • Bruce Dickinson Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
    Bruce Dickinson
    English singer and songwriter (1958 - )
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  • Emily Carr Life's an awfully lonesome affair. You come into the world alone and you go out of the world alone yet it seems to me you are more alone while living than even going and coming.
    Emily Carr
    Canadian artist and writer (1871 - 1945)
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  • Bill Gates Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.
    "Why I Hate Spam" by Bill Gates, June 23 2003, www.microsoft.com/presspass/ofnote/06-23wsjspam.mspx
    Bill Gates
    American business magnate, investor, author and philanthropist (1955 - )
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  • Beau Willimon Like any young person who gets into a political campaign, I joined out of a highfalutin' desire to change the world. But you start to see the sort of tactics people use. You start to see politics not only in the macro but in the micro of the campaign itself. Some people get turned off by this side of it. Other people are drawn to it.
    Beau Willimon
    American playwright and screenwriter (1977 - )
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  • Bill Burr Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know.
    Bill Burr
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster (1968 - )
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  • Steven Wright Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
    Steven Wright
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer (1955 - )
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  • Barrett Foa Linda Hunt is so good and so sweet. She is a Tony Award nominee and won an Oscar. Pearls just come out of her mouth.
    Barrett Foa
    American bari-tenor singer, dancer, and actor (1977 - )
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  • Avi Arad Listen, my day job is also Chief Creative Officer for Marvel, and it's a very painful job because we publish a lot of books, and there are things I see where I can punch people out. Therefore, we have some new people now, and the kids are going to read our books.
    Avi Arad
    Israeli-American businessman (1948 - )
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  • Philip Roth Literature got me into this mess and literature is going to have to get me out of it.
    Philip Roth
    American Novelist (1933 - 2018)
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  • Les Brown Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.
    Les Brown
    American motivational speaker, author and radio DJ (1945 - )
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  • Bjork Living in a capital in Europe but still surrounded by mountains and ocean, my relationship to music was strongest walking to school and back. I would sing to myself and very quickly started mapping out my melodies to landscapes - at the time I just thought it was very matter of fact, a common thing to do.
    Bjork
    Icelandic singer, songwriter and actress (1965 - )
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  • Cesare Pavese Living is like working out a long addition sum, and if you make a mistake in the first two totals you will never find the right answer. It means involving oneself in a complicated chain of circumstances.
    Cesare Pavese
    Italian writer and poet (1908 - 1950)
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  • Anais Nin Living never wore one out so much as the effort not to live.
    Anais Nin
    French-born American Novelist, Dancer (1903 - 1977)
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  • Ben Gibbard Living this life in the same sorta way that Kerouac lived, you get to hang out at shows and drink and you're able to not really face reality and adulthood the way most of my friends are.
    Ben Gibbard
    American singer, songwriter and guitarist (1976 - )
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  • Oscar Wilde Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • John Milton Long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to light.
    John Milton
    English poet, polemicist and man of letters (1608 - 1674)
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  • Gerda Lerner Long-term commitment to an intimate relationship with one person of whatever sex is an essential need that people have in order to breed the qualities out of which nurturing thought can rise.
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  • Anita Roddick Look at the Quakers - they were excellent business people that never lied, never stole; they cared for their employees and the community which gave them the wealth. They never took more money out than they put back in.
    Anita Roddick
    British businesswoman and human rights activist (1942 - 2007)
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