Quotes with laugh-out-loud

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  • Anne Rice My own funeral, I'd like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in the double parlor, and I would like all the flowers to be white.
    Anne Rice
    American author of gothic fiction (1941 - 2021)
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  • Bre Pettis My parents had a software company making children's software for the Apple II+, Commodore 64 and Acorn computers. They hired these teenagers to program the software, and these guys were true hackers, trying to get more colors and sound and animation out of those computers.
    Bre Pettis
    American entrepreneur and video blogger
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  • Bryce Dallas Howard My parents taught me many of the things that people need in life to feel confident: practical things, such as managing finances, mucking out the goat barn, cleaning a house, doing repairs, mending a broken roof or a toilet.
    Bryce Dallas Howard
    American actress and filmmaker (1981 - )
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  • Ben Stiller My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.
    Ben Stiller
    American actor, comedian, film producer, film director, and writer (1965 - )
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  • Bill Rancic My parents were out of town and sent me to stay at my grandma's house. That's where I learned how to make pancakes. I served them to all the old ladies who lived on her block. After the meal, they each left a $5 bill next to their plates. I thought, 'Hey, I'm onto something here.'
    Bill Rancic
    American entrepreneur (1971 - )
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  • Ray Bradbury My personal telephone book is a book of the dead now. I'm so old. Almost all of my friends have died, and I don't have the guts to take their names out of the book.
    Ray Bradbury
    American science-fiction writer (1920 - 2012)
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  • Bobby Darin My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.
    Bobby Darin
    American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, impressionist, and actor (1936 - 1973)
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  • Ronald Reagan My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out
    Ronald Reagan
    American politician and actor (1911 - 2004)
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  • Bipasha Basu My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.
    Bipasha Basu
    Indian film actress and model (1979 - )
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  • Joan Rivers My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
    Joan Rivers
    American stand-up comedian, actress, writer and producer (1933 - 2014)
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  • Brit Hume My sense about Greta is that people ought to wait and see and see if she doesn't indeed turn out to be as balanced as we hope and expect she will. But there you are.
    Brit Hume
    American journalist and political commentator (1943 - )
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  • H. Youngman My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
    H. Youngman
    American comedian and violinist (1906 - 1998)
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  • Barack Obama My task over the last two years hasn't just been to stop the bleeding. My task has also been to try to figure out how do we address some of the structural problems in the economy that have prevented more Googles from being created.
    Barack Obama
    American politician (1961 - )
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  • Brett Hull My teeth have never been touched. Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood. I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin, a few on the beak and one across the cheek. But my luck is running out.
    Brett Hull
    Canadian-born American former ice hockey player (1964 - )
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  • Lord George Byron My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then.
    Lord George Byron
    English poet (1788 - 1824)
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  • Richard Brinsley Sheridan My valor is certainly going, it is sneaking off! I feel it oozing out as it were, at the palms of my hands!
    Richard Brinsley Sheridan
    Anglo-Irish dramatist (1751 - 1816)
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  • Billy Corgan My version, of course, is not this flag-waving, let's all get on the Jesus train and ride out of hell. I'm not that kind of guy. It's an embrace that life is good, worth living and yeah, it's not easy, but there are more pluses than minuses.
    Billy Corgan
    American musician, singer and songwriter (1967 - )
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  • Beverly Sills My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't.
    Beverly Sills
    American operatic soprano (1929 - 2007)
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  • Bill Rancic My wife and I work out together almost every day. It's just a great way to spend time together. We're going to run a marathon together later this year, and that's one more goal that we'll accomplish as husband and wife.
    Bill Rancic
    American entrepreneur (1971 - )
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  • Rodney Dangerfield My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
    Rodney Dangerfield
    American comedian, actor (1921 - 2004)
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