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  • Bill Rancic My wife was born and raised in Italy until she was about 9, and then she came to America, and her mom was a great cook, and they have great recipes, and whenever her mom would come into town, we would have all these friends just randomly showing up at our house, and eventually we figured out why. They wanted Mama's cooking.
    Bill Rancic
    American entrepreneur (1971 - )
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  • Omar Khayyam Myself when young did eagerly frequent doctor and saint, and heard great argument about it and about: but evermore came out by the same door as in I went.
    Omar Khayyam
    Persian astronoom, poet (1048 - 1131)
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  • Anne Perry Mystery writers' conventions are usually good, and this one has been excellent and extremely well prepared and thought out in advance. A lot of people have given their time and their skill, and a good deal of wit, and Anchorage has made us extraordinarily welcome.
    Anne Perry
    English author (1938 - )
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  • Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Napoleon affords us an example of the danger of elevating one's self to the absolute, and sacrificing everything to the carrying out of an idea.
    Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
    German writer and poet (1749 - 1832)
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  • Oliver Wendell Holmes Nature, when she invented, manufactured, and patented her authors, contrived to make critics out of the chips that were left.
    Oliver Wendell Holmes
    American writer and poet (1809 - 1894)
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  • Janice Galloway Needing people yet being afraid of them is wearing me out.
    Gewoon blijven adem halen (1989)
    Janice Galloway
    Scottish writer (1955 - )
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  • Lyman Beecher Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
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  • Arthur Miller Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way.
    Arthur Miller
    American Dramatist (1915 - 2005)
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  • Félix Lope de Vega Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price of advice can turn out badly.
    Félix Lope de Vega
    Spanish playwright and poet (1562 - 1635)
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  • Calvin Coolidge Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine cases out of ten, someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
    Calvin Coolidge
    American president (1872 - 1933)
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  • Lord Chesterfield Never hold any one by the button or the hand in order to be heard out; for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them.
    Lord Chesterfield
    English statesman, diplomat and writer (Philip Dormer Stanhope) (1694 - 1773)
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  • Lord Chesterfield Never hold anyone by the button or the hand in order to be heard out; for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them.
    Lord Chesterfield
    English statesman, diplomat and writer (Philip Dormer Stanhope) (1694 - 1773)
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  • Babe Ruth Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
    Babe Ruth
    American professional baseball player (1895 - 1948)
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  • Sam Snead Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.
    Sam Snead
    American professional golfer (1912 - 2002)
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  • Lord Chesterfield Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked.
    Lord Chesterfield
    English statesman, diplomat and writer (Philip Dormer Stanhope) (1694 - 1773)
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  • Lord Chesterfield Never seem wiser, nor more learned, than the people you are with. Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket: and do not merely pull it out and strike it; merely to show that you have one.
    Lord Chesterfield
    English statesman, diplomat and writer (Philip Dormer Stanhope) (1694 - 1773)
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  • Harry Houdini Never tell the audience how good you are, they will soon find out for themselves.
    Harry Houdini
    Hungarian-born American illusionist (1874 - 1926)
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  • Georges-Louis Leclerc Buffon Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; Hold fast; Hold out. Patience is genius.
    Georges-Louis Leclerc Buffon
    French naturalist and mathematician
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  • Sydney Smith Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
    Sydney Smith
    English writer and cleric (1856 - 1934)
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  • Henrik Ibsen Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
    Henrik Ibsen
    Norwegian dramatist (1828 - 1906)
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