Quotes with laugh-out-loud

Quotes 1821 till 1840 of 2858.

  • Samuel Johnson Small debts are like small gun shot; they are rattling around us on all sides and one can scarcely escape being wounded. Large debts are like canons, they produce a loud noise, but are of little danger.
    Samuel Johnson
    English writer (1709 - 1784)
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  • Bill Bailey So go into your local branch of UBS, and say I'd like to open an account please., and when they say What with? take out a loud hailer and say NAZI GOLD! Just like you did!
    Tinselworm
    Bill Bailey
    English comedian, musician and actor (1965 - )
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  • Albert Szent-Gyorgyi So I set out to study the oxidation system in the potato, which, if damaged, causes the plant to turn brown. I did this in the hope of discovering, through these studies, the key to the understanding of adrenal function.
    Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
    Hungarian physician and Nobel Prize winner in Medicine (1893 - 1986)
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  • Carol Moseley Braun So I think that if we want to have a Congress, if we want to have government that looks like America, if we want to have government that is truly a representative Democracy, then we need to clearly address how we get our campaign laws out of the way of Democracy.
    Carol Moseley Braun
    American diplomat, politician, and lawyer (1947 - )
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  • Ben Harper So it's not so much that I set out to do something different, it's just that the songs themselves require their own individual voice and attention.
    Ben Harper
    American singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist (1969 - )
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  • Marquis de Sade So long as the laws remain such as they are today, employ some discretion: loud opinion forces us to do so; but in privacy and silence let us compensate ourselves for that cruel chastity we are obliged to display in public.
    Marquis de Sade
    French aristocrat, writer, politician and philosopher (1740 - 1814)
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  • Blake Anderson So many parents these days are totally cool with their kids living on the couch the whole time. It's like a new thing with families. But you've got to leave the nest and get out there.
    Blake Anderson
    American actor, comedian and producer (1984 - )
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  • Casey Wilson So many shows don't have laugh tracks now that, when you hear it, it can be slightly jarring.
    Casey Wilson
    American actress, comedian, and screenwriter (1980 - )
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  • Brooke Burke So when I looked at pictures and produced my calendar and edited the pictures, it wasn't just about looking at myself and thinking I'm attractive. I try to take myself out of it and get into the whole process of putting it all together.
    Brooke Burke
    American actress, dancer, model (1971 - )
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  • Carrie Fisher So when I was 24, someone suggested to me that I was bipolar, and I thought that was ridiculous. I just thought he was trying to get out of treating me. But he was also responding to the chaotic nature of my life.
    Carrie Fisher
    American actress, writer and comedienne (1956 - 2016)
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  • Bob Edwards Some are pre-taped interviews because maybe we can't get that person live or maybe we're not sure it's going to work out right so we tape it an hour in advance.
    Bob Edwards
    American broadcast journalist
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  • Oliver Goldsmith Some faults are so closely allied to qualities that it is difficult to weed out the vice without eradicating the virtue.
    Oliver Goldsmith
    Irish writer and poet (1728 - 1774)
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  • Beth Ditto Some makeup companies have really good recycling policies, and it's worth finding out whether your favourites are among them. With MAC, for instance, you can take any of your old makeup containers into its shops, and the sweetest deal is that, once you've racked up six containers, you get a free lipstick or lip gloss.
    Beth Ditto
    American singer-songwriter and actress (1981 - )
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  • Lois McMaster Bujold Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
    Lois McMaster Bujold
    American speculative fiction writer
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  • Boris Johnson Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
    Boris Johnson
    British politician and author (1964 - )
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  • Mike Tyson Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
    Mike Tyson
    American boxer and media personality (born 1966) (1966 - )
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  • Benjamin Whichcote Some things must be good in themselves, else there could be no measure whereby to lay out good and evil.
    Benjamin Whichcote
    British philosopher (1609 - 1683)
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  • W. C. Fields Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
    W. C. Fields
    American Actor (1880 - 1946)
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  • Bill Flores Someday, somehow, the leadership of Planned Parenthood will have to answer for their callous disregard of the sanctity of human life. In the meantime, I am relieved that the Bryan abortion facility has gone out of business.
    Bill Flores
    American businessman and politician (1954 - )
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  • Ada Leverson Somehow she had thought of him so much that when she actually saw him again her affection seemed cooler. Had she worn out the passion by dint of constancy?
    Love at Second Sight (1916)
    Ada Leverson
    British writer (1862 - 1933)
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