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I'm not cut out to be a detective on 'Law & Order' - I laugh too easily.
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I'm the interpreter. I'm the one who takes your words and brings them to life. I was trained to sing and dance and laugh, and that's what I want to do.
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If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.
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If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
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If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high you'd laugh and say nothing that simple, but you've been told many times before messiah's point you to the door though no one's got the guts to leave the temple.
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If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
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If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
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If you can have a laugh with someone, you're then in each other's world.
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If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
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If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.
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If you laugh at that, you lower the bar, and I will limbo under it because I am a fucked-up guy!
Bob Saget: That Aint Right (2007) -
If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a good man.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh, or they'll kill you.
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In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.
The Abolition of Man (1943) -
In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.
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It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh.
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
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