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There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
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A bachelor is one who wants a wife, but is glad he hasn't got her.
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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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A faculty for idleness implies a catholic appetite and a strong sense of personal identity.
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A friend is a present you give to yourself.
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A friend is somebody who loves us with understanding, as well as emotion.
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
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A judge is a law student who grades his own papers.
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A library is thought in cold storage.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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A metaphysician is one who, when you remark that twice two makes four, demands to know what you mean by twice, what by two, what by makes, and what by four. For asking such questions metaphysicians are supported in oriental luxury in the universities, and respected as educated and intelligent men.
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A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
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A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.
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A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
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