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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
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'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse.
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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; and to an old maid, charity.
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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married - then he's finished.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
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A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.
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A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.
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A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.
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A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married.
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After my wife and I were married, we obtained a rescue dog from a family that didn't want her anymore. She was a beautiful Collie/Shepherd mix named 'Precious.' It then came to pass that our first marital 'debate' was whether we should change the dog's name away from the same name used by the wacky villain in 'Silence of the Lambs.'
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.
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An actress who has the gift of swaying the emotions of an audience, of compelling tribute of tears, or of moving the public to joyous merriment, cannot always be satisfied to set aside her whole career, in the work that she loves, simply because she is married.
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