Quotes 21 till 40 of 166.
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Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
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At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
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Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.
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By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
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Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some extent, but I married into a family that celebrated Christmas in a big way. And my wife always made a big thing of Christmas for the children. We have five children, and we had a terrific time at Christmas.
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Deceive not thyself by over-expecting happiness in the married estate. Remember the nightingales which sing only some months in the spring, but commonly are silent when they have hatched their eggs, as if their mirth were turned into care for their young ones.
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Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together, if ever we had been married? Baggage!
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Every bachelor is a hero to some married woman.
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For a married woman to flirt is a sin.
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
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Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.
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He didn't dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. You may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of English married life.
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I always think it's important to choose your initial theme very carefully because you're going to be married to it for a long time. You might have to generate an hour's worth of music from a very short, little piece of theme.
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I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
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