Quotes with non-writing-joke

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  • Bitsie Tulloch When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a civil engineer. No joke. I would come home from school and build bridges out of toothpicks and see how much weight they would hold before falling.
    Bitsie Tulloch
    American actress
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  • Bill Parcells When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?' After that, they called me Tuna.
    Bill Parcells
    American coach in the NFL (1941 - )
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  • Bruce Robinson When I was writing 'Withnail,' I was so busted flat that I had one lightbulb that I would carry around the house with me. I mean, really. No furniture, no money, and I was hoping to be an actor, but I could never get a job.
    Bruce Robinson
    English actor, director and novelist (1946 - )
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  • Carl Sandburg When I was writing pretty poor poetry, this girl with midnight black hair told me to go on.
    Carl Sandburg
    American Poet (1878 - 1967)
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  • Beyonce Knowles When I was writing the Destiny's Child songs, it was a big thing to be that young and taking control. And the label at the time didn't know that we were going to be that successful, so they gave us all control. And I got used to it.
    Beyonce Knowles
    American singer and actress (1981 - )
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  • Carolyn Chute When I'm not writing, I do a lot of research reading on the shape of civilization. Fiction can be a lot of different things... but I feel like it's my job to write about the way things are.
    Carolyn Chute
    American writer and populist
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  • John Adams When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.
    John Adams
    President of the USA (2nd) (1735 - 1826)
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  • Enrique Jardiel Poncela When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing.
    Enrique Jardiel Poncela
    Spanish writer (1901 - 1952)
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  • Umberto Eco When the poet is in love, he is incapable of writing poetry on love. He has to write when he remembers that he was in love.
    Umberto Eco
    Italian writer and critic (1932 - 2016)
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  • Bruno Maag When we design for non-Latin, we always aim to create a rhythm and texture that is sympathetic so when you have the two scripts running side by side, they create, ideally, the same tonal value on the page.
    Bruno Maag
    Swiss type designer and businessman (1962 - )
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  • Ernest Hemingway When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature.
    Ernest Hemingway
    American writer (1899 - 1961)
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  • C. K. Williams When you begin to write poems because you love language, because you love poetry. Something happens that makes you write poems. And the writing of poems is incredibly pleasurable and addictive.
    C. K. Williams
    American poet, critic and translator (1936 - 2015)
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  • Brendon Urie When you have four people writing lyrics instead of one person, the lyrics are going to be a little more broad.
    Brendon Urie
    American singer, songwriter, and musician (1987 - )
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  • Bill Bryson When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
    Bill Bryson
    American-British author (1951 - )
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  • Bob Newhart When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. You've done the drum role and the cymbal clash and you're out on the end of the plank.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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  • Benny Blanco When you're making music, it's meant to be shared with people. Sometimes, even if I'm writing a song, someone else brings a vibe. There's something different about it. If someone can play a better bassline than me, I'll let them do it. I'm just here to fit in and see where it goes.
    Benny Blanco
    American record producer, DJ, songwriter (1988 - )
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  • Atom Egoyan When you're working with a smaller budget I suppose one of the things that has to be in your mind when you are writing is that you have to keep the characters down to a minimum.
    Atom Egoyan
    Armenian-Canadian stage and film director and writer (1960 - )
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  • Michael Ondaatje When you're writing, it's as if you're within a kind of closed world.
    Michael Ondaatje
    Sri Lankan-born Canadian poet, fiction writer (1943 - )
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  • Carine Roitfeld When you're writing, you're on your own, and I like to work as a team.
    Carine Roitfeld
    French fashion editor (1954 - )
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  • Billy Gardell Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.
    Billy Gardell
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1969 - )
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