Quotes with not-so-funny

Quotes 3821 till 3840 of 10331.

  • William Law If you have not chosen the Kingdom of God first, it will in the end make no difference what you have chosen instead.
    William Law
    English priest (1686 - 1761)
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  • Bo Bennett If you have not taken the time to define what happiness means to you, what have your spent your whole life pursuing?
    Year to Success
    Bo Bennett
    American author (1972 - )
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  • Bruce Lipton If you have pendulum clocks on the wall and start them all at different times, after a while the pendulums will all swing in synchronicity. The same thing happens with heart cells in a Petri dish: They start beating in rhythm even when they're not touching one another.
    Bruce Lipton
    American developmental biologist (1944 - )
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  • Buddy Hackett If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.
    Buddy Hackett
    American actor and comedian (1924 - 2003)
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  • Bill Nye If you have this idea that the earth is only 6,000 years old, you are denying, if you will, everything that you can touch and see. You're not paying attention to what's happening in the universe around you.
    Bill Nye
    American science communicator, television presenter (1955 - )
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  • Bud Grant If you have time to be with a dog, and the dog is smart, you come to understand the dog, and the dog understands you. They're not hard to train. But they have to be smart, and you have to spend time with them. It's like coaching. I was a better coach when I had smart players.
    Bud Grant
    American football coach and player (1927 - )
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  • Richard Martin Stern If you have tried to do something and failed, you are vastly better off than if you had tried to do nothing and succeeded. You must never regret what might have been. The past that did not happen is as hidden from us as the future we cannot see.
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  • Vincent Van Gogh If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.
    Vincent Van Gogh
    Dutch painter (1853 - 1890)
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  • Virginia Woolf If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or ''our'' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits which I have not shared and probably will not share.
    Virginia Woolf
    English writer (1882 - 1941)
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  • Confucius If you lead the people with correctness, who will dare not be correct?
    Confucius
    Chinese philosopher (551 - 479)
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  • Bill Hybels If you let even a little sin into your heart, it's going to contaminate your prayers. Your Christian life will not achieve its full potential.
    Too Busy Not to Pray
    Bill Hybels
    American church figure and author (1951 - )
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  • Cass Sunstein If you look at a great city, one of its amazing features is that you're going to find all sorts of things that you might not specifically have chosen in advance. And they will change your day. Maybe your month. Maybe your whole life.
    Cass Sunstein
    American legal scholar (1954 - )
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  • Bill Viola If you look at landscape in historical terms, you realize that most of the time we have been on Earth as a species, what has fallen on our retina is landscape, not images of buildings and cars and street lights.
    Bill Viola
    American video artist (1951 - )
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  • Bob Kerrey If you look beyond the short term violence and instability, you do see significant activities on the part of the Iraqi people that indicate they understand the commitment necessary to govern themselves. It's not clear how they will do it, but it never is.
    Bob Kerrey
    American politician (1943 - )
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  • C. S. Lewis If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
    A Year with C. S. Lewis
    C. S. Lewis
    Irish novelist and poet (1898 - 1963)
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  • Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe If you modestly enjoy your fame you are not unworthy to rank with the holy.
    Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
    German writer and poet (1749 - 1832)
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  • George Bernard Shaw If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not an example.
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic (1856 - 1950)
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  • Napoleon Hill If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it, write it in the sand near the water's edge''
    Napoleon Hill
    American self-help author (1883 - 1970)
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  • Mark Twain If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
    Mark Twain
    American writer (ps. of Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835 - 1910)
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  • Aeschylus If you pour oil and vinegar into the same vessel, you would call them not friends but opponents.
    Aeschylus
    Greek dramatist (525 - 456)
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