Quotes with not-so-funny

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  • Bill Hicks It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • Bubba Watson It's an honor to see that green jacket in the bedroom closet, but I'm not going to become somebody else because I won the Masters.
    Bubba Watson
    American professional golfer (1978 - )
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  • Benjamin Watson It's been a constant struggle with my athletic career to identify myself as a child of God and understand that His love is unconditional for us; it's not conditional like fans, or coaches, or even myself.
    Benjamin Watson
    American football player (1980 - )
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  • Aaron Spelling It's been a straight strip, I must tell you, I've enjoyed it all the way. If I'm saying things to make it sound like it's hard, hard work, it's not. It's beautiful work. It's fun work. It's everything you'd ever want to do
    Aaron Spelling
    American film and television (1923 - 2006)
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  • Bonnie Langford It's been said of me that I must get out of bed every morning and go cartwheeling down the road. Of course it's not true. There certainly was a time in my 20s when I wanted a bit of freedom, and I found that difficult, but if I'm ever having a time when I'm feeling sorry for myself, something always jolts me back.
    Bonnie Langford
    English actress, dancer and singer (1964 - )
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  • Jean Nidetch It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.
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  • Bill Gates It's easier for our software to compete with Linux when there's piracy than when there's not. -Bill Gates, Fortune Magazine, July 17 2007
    Bill Gates
    American business magnate, investor, author and philanthropist (1955 - )
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  • Bill James It's easy for people to grow up in our society believing that certain lifestyles are risk free when they certainly are not.
    Bill James
    American baseball writer, historian, and statistician (1949 - )
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  • Vince Lombardi It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you've got to have is faith and discipline when you're not yet a winner.
    Vince Lombardi
    American football player (1913 - 1970)
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  • Jim Rohn It's easy to let life deteriorate into making a living instead of making a life. It's not the hours you put in, but what you out into the hours that count. Learn to express rather than impress. Expressing evokes a ''me too'' attitude while impressing evokes a ''so what'' attitude.
    Jim Rohn
    American entrepreneur, author and motivational speaker (1930 - 2009)
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  • Alfred P. Sloan It's easy to write a good column if you've got good information. It's hard if you have to depend on style alone. I suppose there are people who can get away with styling on a regular basis. I'm not one of them. You're probably not, either.
    Alfred P. Sloan
    American businessman (1875 - 1966)
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  • Candice Glover It's funny because ever since 'American Idol,' people look at me without makeup and think I'm 15 years old - they think I'm really young and quiet and shy, and that I've never been in a relationship and have never been in love or anything.
    Candice Glover
    American R&B singer and actress (1989 - )
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  • Caroline Dhavernas It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
    Caroline Dhavernas
    Canadian actress (1978 - )
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  • Bjork It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
    Bjork
    Icelandic singer, songwriter and actress (1965 - )
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  • Carlton Fisk It's funny. Some people remember that a lot more than I do. I remember certain parts of it, and if everybody who mentioned that to me had been to the game who said they were at the game, there'd be 800,000 people at that game, I think.
    Carlton Fisk
    American baseball player (1947 - )
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  • Bryan Batt It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.
    Bryan Batt
    American actor (1963 - )
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  • Ben Schwartz It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's really funny, and I'll get, like, a million views. But to the right of me, there will be a video of a kitten that falls into a toilet bowl, and it's three seconds long, and it will get 25 million views.
    Ben Schwartz
    American actor, comedian, writer and producer (1981 - )
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  • Bill Engvall It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
    Bill Engvall
    American comedian and actor (1957 - )
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  • Carice van Houten It's great to play somebody's wife, but not all the time. There's so many other stories to tell.
    Carice van Houten
    Dutch actress, singer and radio presenter (1976 - )
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  • Alan Bean It's hard not to be excited when you're going to find a way to land on the moon.
    Alan Bean
    American naval officer and aviator (1932 - 2018)
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