Quotes with not-so-funny

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  • Charles Barkley The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
    Charles Barkley
    American professional basketball player (1963 - )
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  • Salvador Dali The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
    Salvador Dali
    Spanish painter (1904 - 1989)
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  • George Eliot The only failure one should fear, is not hugging to the purpose they see as best.
    George Eliot
    English writer and poet (1819 - 1880)
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  • John Stuart Mill The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good, in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it.
    John Stuart Mill
    English economist (1806 - 1873)
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  • Brenda Ueland The only good teachers for you are those friends who love you, who think you are interesting, or very important, or wonderfully funny.
    Brenda Ueland
    American journalist, editor, and teacher
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  • Jean Anouilh The only immorality is not to do what one has to do when one has to do it.
    Jean Anouilh
    French playwright (1910 - 1987)
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  • Brad Holland The only people left in America who seem not to be artists are illustrators.
    Brad Holland
    American basketball player (1956 - )
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  • Adam Baldwin The only people who have control over their careers are the ones you see on the covers of magazines. Everyone else is just plodding along making a living. The key is not to live over your means and overdo it.
    Adam Baldwin
    American actor (1962 - )
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  • Anne Morrow Lindbergh The only real security is not in owning or possessing, not in demanding or expecting, not in hoping, even. Security in a relationship lies neither in looking back to what it was, nor forward to what it might be, but living in the present and accepting it as it is now.
    Anne Morrow Lindbergh
    American Author (1906 - 2001)
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  • Bob Newhart The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I have the discipline necessary to do a Broadway play. I know it holds a fascination for certain actors.
    Bob Newhart
    American stand-up comedian and actor (1929 - )
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  • Johnny Carson The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
    Johnny Carson
    American TV personality, businessman (1925 - 2005)
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  • Lord Thomas Dewar The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
    Lord Thomas Dewar
    Scottish businessman (1864 - 1930)
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  • Oscar Wilde The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
    Oscar Wilde
    Irish writer (1854 - 1900)
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  • Bill Burr The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.
    Bill Burr
    American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster (1968 - )
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  • Caitlin Rose The only two shows I watch are 'Walking Dead' and 'Nashville,' but both just went off the air for a couple of months, so I feel like I have to be productive because I'm not sitting around waiting for the next episode of zombies or mainstream country music.
    Caitlin Rose
    American country singer (1987 - )
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  • John Haggai The only way God could impose peace on the world would be to robotize our wills and rob every human being of the power of choice. He has not chosen to do that. He has given every person a free will.
    John Haggai
    American evangelist (1924 - )
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  • Tommy Lasorda The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
    Tommy Lasorda
    American Baseball player (1927 - 2021)
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  • George Bernard Shaw The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic (1856 - 1950)
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  • Barbara W. Tuchman The open frontier, the hardships of homesteading from scratch, the wealth of natural resources, the whole vast challenge of a continent waiting to be exploited, combined to produce a prevailing materialism and an American drive bent as much, if not more, on money, property, and power than was true of the Old World from which we had fled.
    Barbara W. Tuchman
    American historian (1912 - 1989)
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  • Albert Einstein The opinion prevailed among advanced minds that it was time that belief should be replaced increasingly by knowledge; belief that did not itself rest on knowledge was superstition, and as such had to be opposed.
    Albert Einstein
    German - American physicist (1879 - 1955)
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