Quotes with pants

  • Every book is like starting over again. I've written books every way possible - from using tight outlines to writing from the seat of my pants. Both ways work.
  • In high school I had some famously egregious fashion missteps. I was really out there in fashion, I think because I wanted attention. I would wear crazy patterns, skin-tight pants and giant platform shoes.
  • We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
  • A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
  • Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
  • Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
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  • Karl Kraus A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.
    Karl Kraus
    Austrian writer and journalist (1874 - 1936)
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  • Joey Adams Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
    Joey Adams
    American comedian (1911 - 1999)
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  • Brian Hwang A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
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  • Winston Churchill A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
    Winston Churchill
    English statesman (1874 - 1965)
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  • Mark Twain A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
    Mark Twain
    American writer (ps. of Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835 - 1910)
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  • Ella Wheeler Wilcox A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.
    Ella Wheeler Wilcox
    American Poet, Journalist (1850 - 1919)
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  • Bennett Cerf A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
    Bennett Cerf
    American publisher (1898 - 1971)
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  • Edna St. Vincent Millay A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public with his pants down.
    Edna St. Vincent Millay
    American poet (1892 - 1950)
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  • Josh Billings As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.
    Josh Billings
    American humorist (1818 - 1885)
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  • Baltasar Gracian Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
    Baltasar Gracian
    Spanish Jesuit and philosopher (1601 - 1658)
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  • Bruce Coville Every book is like starting over again. I've written books every way possible - from using tight outlines to writing from the seat of my pants. Both ways work.
    Bruce Coville
    American author (1950 - )
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  • Bette Midler Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
    Bette Midler
    American singer, songwriter, actress and comedian (1945 - )
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  • Babe Paley I'm still one of those persons who prefers to wear pants, especially for at-home entertaining.
    Babe Paley
    American socialite and style icon (1915 - 1978)
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  • Carol Moseley Braun If I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law, and wear bright leather pants.
    Carol Moseley Braun
    American diplomat, politician, and lawyer (1947 - )
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  • Busy Philipps In high school I had some famously egregious fashion missteps. I was really out there in fashion, I think because I wanted attention. I would wear crazy patterns, skin-tight pants and giant platform shoes.
    Busy Philipps
    American actress and writer (1979 - )
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  • Benito Mussolini It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people great it is necessary to send them to battle even if you have to kick them in the pants. That is what I shall do.
    Benito Mussolini
    Italian journalist, politician and dictator (1883 - 1945)
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  • Adam Clayton Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.
    Adam Clayton
    Irish musician (1960 - )
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  • Benjamin Booker New Orleans style is funky - it's just as experimental as the city. There aren't any rules. If you want to wear a polka-dot shirt and some crazy pants, you can get away with it there.
    Benjamin Booker
    American singer, songwriter and guitarist (1989 - )
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  • Walter Winchell Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
    Walter Winchell
    American newspaper and radio commentator (1897 - 1972)
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  • Kingsley Amis Sex stops when you pull up your pants,
    Love never lets you go.
    Kingsley Amis
    English novelist, poet, critic, and teacher (1922 - 1995)
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