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A rite of passage in America when you turn 50 and have good health insurance is a colonoscopy.
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A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.
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A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, ''Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?'' holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. ''Yet,'' added he, ''none of you can tell where it pinches me.
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A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular you don't find it, but something falls out at the back that is often more interesting.
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A salesman must also have flexible goals. You may say, ''I want to sell 10 accounts this week,'' and you sell five. You're ready to die. But, you tell yourself, ''Five isn't too bad. You know, next week maybe I'll sell 10.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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A simple rule in dealing with those who are hard to get along with is to remember that this person is striving to assert his superiority; and you must deal with him from that point of view.
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A single person is missing for you, and the whole world is empty.
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A small town is a place where there's no place to go where you shouldn't.
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A stop sign is a gift for you to learn that moving in the same direction won't take you any place new.
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A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
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A task becomes a duty from the moment you suspect it to be an essential part of that integrity which alone entitles a man to assume responsibility.
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A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.
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A thing is worth what it can do for you, not what you choose to pay for it.
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A thing that you see in my pictures is that I was not afraid to fall in love with these people.
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A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
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A title means marketing. It means that company's coming soon, and you'd better get out the Christmas lights so they don't miss your house.
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A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?
Sacramento Bee, 3 March 1966, Redwood Nat. Park
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