Quotes with smokers

  • How much do you smoke, sir? Two packs a day, is that right? Pussy. I go through two lighters a day. That's right, two lighters! You're a health nut compared to me. You're like the Jack LaLanne of smokers compared to me.

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  • Bill Hicks How much do you smoke, sir? Two packs a day, is that right? Pussy. I go through two lighters a day. That's right, two lighters! You're a health nut compared to me. You're like the Jack LaLanne of smokers compared to me.
    Flying Saucer Tour Vol. I
    Bill Hicks
    American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician (1961 - 1994)
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  • William E. Vaughan Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
    William E. Vaughan
    American columnist and author (1915 - 1977)
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  • Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.
    Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
    French writer (1873 - 1954)
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  • George Borrow The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of this life (of which every one has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly.
    George Borrow
    English writer of novels and travel books (1803 - 1881)
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